*ring* *ring* (or any digital sound)

Ed: *gets cell phone out* "Hello?"

Roy: "How's your mission coming along?"

Ed: "Just fine, thank you." *Ed hangs up*

*ring* *ring*

Ed: "Hello?"

Hunges: "Oh, hi Ed! Just wanted to tell you that my daughter recieved a A+ for her spelling test and that...*Ed hangs up*

*ring* *ring*

Ed: "Hel...LOO?!"

PizzaHut: "Hello, Mr. Elric. Just wanted to tell you your 12 pizzas is on the way."

Ed: "What?! I didn't order any pizza."

PizzaHut: "Oh, but you did just a few min...*Ed hangs up*

*ring* *ring, yes we know...

Ed: "YesSSSS?!" *he's getting pretty pissed off by now*

Roy: "Did ya get the 12 pizzas? Mawhahaha!"

Ed: "Damnit Roy! Stop it already with your jokes!"

Roy: "Bawhaaaa! Got you, twit!"

Ed: "That's not funny! Last time you ordered a truckload of fish to our room and all of Al's cats went nuts!"